comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

lorna-ka:

Chu~

zoetekohana:

how I wish you could see the potential the potential of you and me it’s like a book, elegantly bound, but in a language that you can’t read (just yet)

zoetekohana:

how I wish you could see the potential
the potential of you and me
it’s like a book, elegantly bound, but
in a language that you can’t read (just yet)

I guess we’re both suckers

theyuniversity:

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Sansa Appreciation Week: [Day 3] Favorite Season/Book → A Storm of Swords
∟ She could feel the snow on her lashes, taste it on her lips. It was the taste of Winterfell. The taste of innocence. The taste of dreams.

"I don’t think Beth is worth it." "You don’t even know Beth." "Er, I think I do. I think I’ve been her… Let me guess, for every ten letters you write, she writes one. She’s always the one who ends the phonecall. You happen to mention when your birthday is coming up because you know, deep down, she’s already forgotten it. Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook.”

Get to know me meme -  [1/7] tv shows: big time rush (2009-2013)

"We are hockey players. Brothers of the ice and we do not quit. Now, are we gonna dump the puck and scramble back to the bench? Or are we gonna grab that puck, pull the goalie and rush the net big time? So what’s the play? Dump the puck? Or Big Time Rush?"